If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.

The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because your mom says "no."

I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.

Mom: "YOU`RE GROUNDED." Me: "Psh. Fine I don`t care." Mom: "Give me your phone then." Me: "OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU."

That Awkward Moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"

I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks FABULOOOOUS!

"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.

Headphones definitely just tie themselves in knots while we’re not looking…

Reason why I check my voice mail... 5% Because I care about my missed calls, 95% to remove that annoying icon.